Friday, October 17, 2008

This Aggression Will Not Stand, Man.


Good news, everyone! The republicans are crashing and burning. Sarah Palin is simultaneously an outrage and an embarrassment. And John McCain's head seems about to pop. Just look at him - he's sticking his tongue out like Barty Crouch in the Harry Potter Movie! In fact, he does that a lot during the debates, in between whining and sighing and wandering around the background. He positively defines creepy.

When he's not channeling a snake (or just letting us know who the Real John McCain IS), he's being just plain aggressive. Every time he says "my friends" I wince. Look—when you use "pal" or "buddy" in a conversation, it's never good. A sentence that begins with "listen, pal" never ends in "I really like your sweater." It usually ends with something more like "we don't cotton to queers like you 'round here." So really, McCain is constantly telling us to fuck off, whether he's aware of it or not. I have a problem with that.

And Sarah Palin? What an ignorant beyotch. Hearing people shout "terrorist!" and "kill him!" at rallies and NOT CALLING THEM ON IT?!?!? If the shoe was on the other part's foot, whoever said that would have been wrestled to the ground by secret service and hauled off to the hoosegow. God love our Barry, he called McCain on it during the debate and all the distinguished gentleman from AZ could do was get himself into more hot water.

Palin is a thug in borrowed designer clothing. She misused her power as governor... AND she's a cowardly animal murderer. Shooting wolves from a helicopter? Where's the sport in that? I know a few hunters. They eat what they kill—with a crossbow, not an automatic weapon. And they don't slaughter animals just for yuks.

Fortunately, la familia Palin is doing their part in her undoing. Witness little Piper, flipping the bird to someone off camera. (The future Jamie Lynn Spears of the above the 49th parallel set, mark my words.) What a little charmer:


Anyway, another fun part of the good news is that the creative people are all democrats, so there are people whipping up and posting things like Sarah Palin as President. Updated daily, hours of clicking fun! Make sure you click on the office door a bunch of times. Clicking on Bambi is a must.

But we can't let our guard down yet. VOTE. Due to larger then usual voter turnout expected, they have given us two voting days this year: Democrats, vote November 4th. Republicans, you will have the polls all to yourself on the 5th.

Peace!

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